skipped today wit camille, amber, maia, and alena. alex cudn't find us so she went bak to skool . we ate the did otha stuff i can't remember. but we went to cvs and i saw an "emergency poncho" and it was friggin hilarious, so i just had to buy it. and i got baby cereal cuz...u kno...its good. and 6 different color nailpolishes and fake eyelashes. oh, and toilet paper for those times wen u just can't seem to find a bathroom. i put the poncho on and the eyelashes under my nose like a mustache and another one like a little beard, i looked insane. then we went to tello's and watched camille and maia's "fashion show"....yea....sexy....i attemted to climb this horse but i cudn't so i just made out with it. umm, newbury comics, then amber's house where it was like Liquer Kingdom and i was like woah. i think i might've drunk too much and i got really tired and felt sick cuz i don't drink alot, cept wen there is alot available. wen i asked ppl they sed my breath smelled, so i started breathing really heavy to get them pissed off.

hehe condem world...nuff sed

woah, last update was in february... i really can't commit to anything huh? ummm...i kno u ppl r SO interested in my life and all but lemme not write too much. hmmm...got caught skipping health and he found out that "we" (names held for security purposes lol) skipped health and gym class for like the whole year. i dun wanna kno what'll happen . my report card was much better than i thought it wud be, IF IT WEREN'T FOR HISTORY I WUD'VE GOTTEN APPROBATION . well...and latin...and math...wutever .

joke: how many loogawoos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

WTF IS A LOOGAWOO !?

(my god i luv those faces)

my god today sucked major assige. first period i went to library (ACTUALLY SIGNED UP THIS TIME) and they sed i didn't and sed they gave me a cut slip...BITCHES! so i stormed outta dere and went to my study so pissed and shit. bout like 10 minutes later sum1 comes in saying that the nurse wants to speak to Stephanie P.A. and guess who it is? alex! so i went wit her and we chilled in da bathroom for da rest of da period. afta dat i took a latin test, dis ela test that i failed ((badly)), went to math class and maggie was crying to me bout sum shit lmao...in history we were bout to watch a movie but the thing wasn't workin, and wutever it was a shitty day. after skool i better party hardy...

and i saw two pigeons doing it, lmao i told evry1. they were just walkin and it was cute, like pigeon luv, den it looked like they were kissin. and out of like nowhere the dude flies on top of da chick and goes insane...den it flies away. lol now da chick is just looking at us like she was raped, hahha she was so lonely

i am a giant retard....i haven't updated this in like forever but now i'm bored and i'm in the library so i'm just like wutever....I MADE AN AWESUM VIDEO YESTERDAY , IT HAD ME LIGHTING MY HAND ON FIRE, MIKE RUBBING HIS NIPPLES, MAGGIE BEING RUSSIAN, AND MUCH MORE LMAO. i tried to have an interview with sean but then he froze up and starting talking about perla wearing granny panties...also has a surprise appearance by eric shito, wooooooo!

the best parts in the movie were wen paul was filming. he was filming this random lady from far away then the lady looked at him, then he's like "the jig is up!"

paul (presses the yellow tape and zooms in on the bus sign): HAHA STOP REQUESTED!